You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You and the stranger both like homestuck.

You: HEY

You: WHO IS THIS?

Stranger: I Do Not Know

Stranger: Perhaps You Can Tell Me

You: KANAYA?

Stranger: Perhaps

Stranger: Yes Karkat Its me

Stranger: Come On Now

You: YOUR QUIRK SAYS IT ALL

You: ALL OF IT

Stranger: As Does Yours

Stranger: Although

Stranger: You Have Probably Noticed

Stranger: I Drank Your Periods

You: WAIT

You: WAIT

You: WHAT!

Stranger: They Were Delicious

You: THAT IS THE MOST VILE THING I’VE POSSIBLY HEARD

Stranger: But You See

Stranger: I Was Sucessful Now Wasnt I

Stranger: Mmmmm

Stranger: Thats Good Karkat Period

You: HOW THE FUCK DID YOU EVEN MANAGE TO DO THAT, THE FUCK

Stranger: I Dont Know

Stranger: You Tell Me

Stranger: Where Did They go

Stranger: Oh Thats Right

Stranger: Into My Mouth

Stranger: Mmmmmmmmm

You: NO HOW DID YOU EVEN MANAGE…TO GET IT LITERALLY DO YOU JUST FUCKING SUCK IT FROM MY BLUDGE YOU RAINBOW DRINKER

Stranger: Thats Good Karkat Bludge

Stranger: Tasty

You: WAIT

You: YOUR BEING SARCASTIC

You: AREN’T YOU

Stranger: Sorry

Stranger: I Thought It Was Obvious

You: WHATEVER

Stranger: Mmm

Stranger: Yummy Periods

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You and the stranger both like Pokemon.

Stranger: yo

You: yolo

Stranger: Carpe Diem, sir.

You: vat?

Stranger: —classy as fuck—

You: Indeedy my good chap

Stranger: it means seize the day in latin. mostly where the idea of yolo came from lol

You: pancakes

You have disconnected.

ovo

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You and the stranger both like pokemon.

Stranger: hello

You: Gotta catch em all :D!!

You: oh hi

Stranger: whats up?

You: The sky

Stranger: cool

You: ya I know

You: so cool

You: it’s deadly

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

WHEW